Before I share this conversation there are two things you need to know:
1.) Stephan has never, not once bought me flowers. He does tonnes of other cute little things, which I love him for. But never flowers. Its been a quest, and I drop blunt hints all the time.
2.) My dad is a smart ass (pardon my language), Stephan is a smart ass. They get along great. Both always have a comment ready to throw back during conversation. This is KEY!
Me, in a super excited voice: Dad, I bought Stephan flowers, and then went on and on about them and how nice they look in the apartment. And then Stephan said that since my birthday is on the 7th, I can buy flowers on the 7th of every month!!!!
Dad: .....Why doesn't Stephan buy you flowers on the 7th of every month?
Me, turning to Stephan: Dad says why don't YOU buy me flowers every month?
Stephan: ..................................................................................................................................
**at this point, I'm dying of laughter inside because for the first time EVER, Stephan has no smart ass response**
Stephan, finally: ...........because I'd rather spend the money on pretzels.
Me, turning back to Dad: He said he'd rather spend it on pretzels.
Dad: Don't worry, he'll figure it out eventually.
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